YOM KIPPUR SPECIAL AND SHIT:
"EIF TODAY IS YOM KIPPUR" "OH FUCK" "FUCK YEAH YOM KIPPUR" "uh jakey" "yeah" "what is yom kippur" "well 'yom' is the sound you make when you enjoy food, and 'kippur' is a type of fish, so i think you're supposed to eat fish" "sounds good" Jakey and Eif head down to the local fishing hole. "yeah we're gonna catch some fish" "then we're gonna eat the fish" "and it's going to be yommy" "word" Jakey and Eif sit for hours trying to catch a fish, but only get an empty bottle, a piece of heart, and the gale boomerang. "hey i have an idea" "tell me the idea" "let's BUY a fish" "i'll go along with it, but let me be on the record as saying this idea is pretty stupid" "noted" Jakey and Eif take their newfound items and head to the market. "HELLO HOW MAY I HELP YOU TODAY" "we'd like a fish" "what KIND of fish" "a kippur" "oh well today kippurs are on sale due to yom kippur" "oh boy" "yes, instead of being five rupees, they are fifty rupees" "that's a bargain" Jakey hands Svart fifty rupees and gets the kippur in return. "fuck yeah!!!" "oh no the sun is going down" "WE MUST EAT THIS FISH BEFORE YOM KIPPUR ENDS" Jakey and Eif sprint for the nearest grill, but run face-first into A HARLEQUIN FOETUS KNIGHT
Sheriff Antony twirls his revolvers. "heh" Bran launches the harlequin foetus knight into the air, and Sheriff Antony shoots it with his revolvers. Taylor leaps into the air and impales the harlequin foetus knight. Taylor leaps off, and Tony runs at the harlequin foetus knight, sword dragging across the floor, and releases it into a deadly spiral of energy. The harlequin foetus knight is launched into the air, and Michelle leaps at it and kicks it at a wall. Amiee :3 makes pastry for Jakey and Eif as they play Strip Parcheesi. "so like" "yeah?" "what now" "well according to protocol, one of us has to get his/her powers now" "but i already have them" "play along you you not-very-cool guy" "TAKE THAT BACK" "okay yeah that was mean" "OKAY" Jakey runs around aimlessly and gets struck by a bolt of electricity. Electricity shoots from Jakey's left hand and obliterates the harlequin foetus knight. "wow nice job jakey" "yeah you're pretty cool" "you mean it?!" "no" "fuck"