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 Teh Forum RPG [Remake] III

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PostSubject: Teh Forum RPG [Remake] III   Mon Aug 12, 2013 10:02 pm

CHAPTOUR ONE:
"man i sure love this new hat i bought" "shame that it blocks everyone from seeing THE MOVIE WE PAID FOR" "oh come on EVERYONE knows that rosebud was luke's father!!!" "WHAT" "WHAT A RIP-OFF" The theatre empties. "AND FOR GOOD MEASURE I AM TAKING THIS HAT" The man rips Bran's hat off his head. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Bran falls to the floor, a single tear streaming down his cheek. "oh well easy come easy go; wanna go throw eggs at cars" "DO I" Jakey, Eif, and Bran walk to the overpass and chuck eggs wildly, hitting A HARLEQUIN FOETUS CLONE
Jakey grabs the harlequin foetus clone by the head, and drives his knee into its face, sending it staggering back. Eif backflips over the harlequin foetus clone, and stabs it in the chest. Eif kicks the harlequin foetus clone off of his sword, sending it flying through the air, where Bran kicks it higher into the air, chucking his sword into its head. Bran rolls out of the way, allowing Jakey to backflip and land on the harlequin foetus clone, pulling out the sword in its head. Jakey takes both swords and slices the harlequin foetus clone in half. "welp" "shouldn't we get some powers now" "we already got those" "but-" "fuck off" "hey look he was created by some guy called 'svart'" "could that be the same svart who burnt down the village?!" "..." "..." "THAT IS A STUPID IDEA AND YOU ARE STUPID FOR HAVING IT"
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PostSubject: Re: Teh Forum RPG [Remake] III   Mon Aug 12, 2013 10:02 pm

CHAPTOUR TWO:
"hey look it's eric johnson" Eric Johnson stands up straight. "hello" "hello um why are you facing the other way" "no reason" "oh good" "certainly not because i am currently testicle-deep in a dolphin" "how comforting" "also now it is time for a party; i have invited all of your friends" "oh boy" "hey look it's taylor!!!" "taylor are you enjoying the party" "i have no strong feelings one way or the other" "that's our taylor" "guys where's the disco ball" "there's no disco ball?!" "YOU CANNOT HAVE A PARTY WITHOUT A DISCO BALL" Jakey, Eif, Bran, Taylor, Tony, Michelle, Sheriff Antony, and Amiee :3 run toward Eric Johnson and tackle him to the ground. Jakey shoves a letter in his face. "what is this" "a well-thought-out and organised LIST OF COMPLAINTS" "oh i will be sure to take all of these complaints to heart" "GOOD" "complaint one: there is a distinct lack of A HARLEQUIN FOETUS CLONE"
Jakey grabs the harlequin foetus clone by the head, and drives his knee into its face, sending it staggering back. Eif backflips over the harlequin foetus clone, and stabs it in the chest. Eif kicks the harlequin foetus clone off of his sword, sending it flying through the air, where Bran kicks it higher into the air, chucking his sword into its head. Bran rolls out of the way, allowing Jakey to backflip and land on the harlequin foetus clone, pulling out the sword in its head. Jakey takes both swords and slices the harlequin foetus clone in half. "welp" "shouldn't we get some powers now" "we already got those" "but-" "fuck off" "hey look he was created by some guy called 'svart'" "could that be the same svart who burnt down the village?!" "..." "..." "THAT IS A STUPID IDEA AND YOU ARE STUPID FOR HAVING IT"
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PostSubject: Re: Teh Forum RPG [Remake] III   Mon Aug 12, 2013 10:02 pm

CHAPTOUR THREE:
"STOP YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW" "wh-what" "YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR THE MURDER OF HARLEQUIN F. CLONE" "oh bother" Sting drags Eif to the local jail. "WE'VE GOT TO BREAK EIF OUT OF PRISON" "i don't know, he kind of deserved it" "yes, but we can't adventure without him!!!" "why not" "you can't spell adventure without 'eif'" "yes you-" "FUCK OFF" "how do you propose we rescue the guy you mentioned" "it's okay i have a PLAN" Jakey, Bran, and Taylor enter the police station disguised as a mariachi band. "uno dos tres CATORCE" The three begin to play the hit mariachi song, "Sweet Home Tijuana", to which The Police are helpless to do anything but sway hypnotically to the sweet rhythm. Eif sneaks by wearing earplugs, so as not to be filled with the rhythm. "soy gustar para slow it down a bit para el song from el new album" "boo" The Police throw tomatoes at the group, not wanting to hear a song from the latest album, but rather the smash hit, "All My Exes Live in Guadalajara". "IF YOU DON'T LIKE 'EL SANTO ANGER', YOU DO NOT LIKE MARIACHICA" The three exit the station, disgusted, and walk headfirst into A HARLEQUIN FOETUS CLONE
Jakey grabs the harlequin foetus clone by the head, and drives his knee into its face, sending it staggering back. Eif backflips over the harlequin foetus clone, and stabs it in the chest. Eif kicks the harlequin foetus clone off of his sword, sending it flying through the air, where Bran kicks it higher into the air, chucking his sword into its head. Bran rolls out of the way, allowing Jakey to backflip and land on the harlequin foetus clone, pulling out the sword in its head. Jakey takes both swords and slices the harlequin foetus clone in half. "welp" "shouldn't we get some powers now" "we already got those" "but-" "fuck off" "hey look he was created by some guy called 'svart'" "could that be the same svart who burnt down the village?!" "..." "..." "THAT IS A STUPID IDEA AND YOU ARE STUPID FOR HAVING IT"
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PostSubject: Re: Teh Forum RPG [Remake] III   Mon Aug 12, 2013 10:02 pm

CHAPTOUR FOUR:
"hey bruce dickinson we are here to return your queen cd" "this isn't mine" "wat" "greatest hits volumes one and two are enough for me" "but but you're missing such great songs as 'march of the black queen'" "if it were any good they would play it on the radio" Jakey wakes up in a cold sweat. "OH GOD" "what what's wrong" "i had the WORST dream!!!" "go back to bed honey" "wait since when do i have a girlfriend" Jakey turns over the mysterious person in his bed to find A HARLEQUIN FOETUS CLONE
Jakey grabs the harlequin foetus clone by the head, and drives his knee into its face, sending it staggering back. Eif backflips over the harlequin foetus clone, and stabs it in the chest. Eif kicks the harlequin foetus clone off of his sword, sending it flying through the air, where Bran kicks it higher into the air, chucking his sword into its head. Bran rolls out of the way, allowing Jakey to backflip and land on the harlequin foetus clone, pulling out the sword in its head. Jakey takes both swords and slices the harlequin foetus clone in half. "welp" "shouldn't we get some powers now" "we already got those" "but-" "fuck off" "hey look he was created by some guy called 'svart'" "could that be the same svart who burnt down the village?!" "..." "..." "THAT IS A STUPID IDEA AND YOU ARE STUPID FOR HAVING IT"
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PostSubject: Re: Teh Forum RPG [Remake] III   Mon Aug 12, 2013 10:02 pm

CHAPTOUR FIVE:
"svart i had the worst dream!!!" "it can't be as bad as mine" "bruce dickinson said his favourite music is whatever is on the radio!!!" "... played at a reasonable volume?" "YES" "i... had the same dream" "..." "..." Jakey and Svart run around the room with their arms above their heads, screaming. "there is only one solution" "what is that" "suicide" "sounds good" Jakey and Svart both drink a vial of Mountain Dew, killing themselves instantly. "hello" Eif, Bran, Taylor, Tony, Michelle, Sheriff Antony, and Amiee :3 enter the room. "oh shit is that the new flavour of mountain dew?!" They all drink, killing themselves instantly. Then Michelle's like "take me home"
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