CHAPTOUR THREE:
Eif climbs up the beanstalk a second time. "ughhhh" "w-what's wrong, giant" "i can't feel my legs" "oh dear" "the doctor says i'm going to die" "oh no" "eif i would like to leave you my estate" "i-i couldn't possibly-" "which includes, but is not limited to, a sack of gold coins, a hen that lays golden eggs, a self-playing harp, and an autographed copy of carly rae jepsen's hit single, 'call me maybe'" "on second thought, it would be a shame to let such a great estate go to waste" The giant dies, and Eif jumps for joy, running into the giant's house to grab the autographed copy of Carly Rae Jepsen's hit single, "Call Me Maybe". Unfortunately, it's on the top shelf. "OH GODDAMMIT"
THE END