"well chip i guess it just wasnít meant to be" "HELLO SIRS WE ARE GOING THROUGH THE NATION TRYING TO FIND WHOSE DRINK THIS IS" Lars Ulrich hands Eif the can of Mountain Dew. Eif takes a sip, and his internal organs rupture. Bran takes a sip, and his internal organs rupture, also. "WAIT WAIT FOR ME" Jakey slides down the bannister. "it was me" Jakey grabs the Mountain Dew and chugs. "oh dear come with me" Lars Ulrich leads Jakey to James Hetfield, who sets himself up. Jakey sits down and puts his feet up on James Hetfield.