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PostSubject: delicious candy   Sun Jul 28, 2013 10:29 pm

For years, my sole wish for the candy industry was for them to cast off the shackles of tradition and just fucking get rid of lemon and lime. Lemon and lime are ALWAYS the worst flavours. All they do is take up valuable bag space that could be used for good flavours.
I'm not asking for much. You don't even have to replace the flavour; just get rid of one or two. That's less money spent on flavouring of shit flavours, and more money in your pocket.

Luckily, this year, the very first company to replace lime has been revealed: Skittles. Lime is gone, replaced by the much more appetising green apple. Green apple represents an amazing change: it doesn't compromise the "taste the rainbow" tagline, but improves the quality of the product by 20%.
Now they just need to replace lemon with something good, like raspberry, cherry, or even watermelon. The "rainbow" aspect might still be off, though, but it makes your product so much better.
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PostSubject: Re: delicious candy   Tue Jul 30, 2013 3:08 am

but lemon has been (and probably always will be) my favorite flavor of candy
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PostSubject: Re: delicious candy   Tue Jul 30, 2013 11:17 am

lemon can be done well but more often than not, it isn't
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PostSubject: Re: delicious candy   Tue Jul 30, 2013 3:34 pm

Lemon is always too sour. I'd rather have banana flavor. Laffy Taffy does it right, so why not?
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PostSubject: Re: delicious candy   Tue Jul 30, 2013 4:06 pm

banana laffy taffy is probably the worst flavour but it's still much better than lemon would be
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PostSubject: Re: delicious candy   Sat Aug 31, 2013 5:36 am

lemon is okay
not the best but good enough
banana is worse


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PostSubject: Re: delicious candy   Wed Sep 04, 2013 12:14 pm

my favourite flavour of candy?


it has to be


orange

*crowd laughs and applauds*
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PostSubject: Re: delicious candy   Wed Sep 04, 2013 6:59 pm

best flavour of candy is definitely cherry or orange

blue raspberry can burn in hell
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PostSubject: Re: delicious candy   Wed Sep 04, 2013 9:40 pm

BLUE RASPBERRY IS THE BEST TAKE THAT BACK

except in tootsie roll pops, which buck trends by having the official rankings be:
grape
pomegranate
cherry
orange
banana
apple
strawberry
blue raspberry
raspberry
chocolate
blueberry

the blueberry ones are AWFUL
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PostSubject: Re: delicious candy   Fri Sep 06, 2013 12:52 am

>raspberry tootsie roll pops
>not absolute best


i'm such a sucker for artificial raspberry flavoring.

also, what is the general consensus on grape laffy taffy? Best by a large margin? of course.
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PostSubject: Re: delicious candy   Fri Sep 06, 2013 11:14 am

no, it's second to strawberry
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PostSubject: Re: delicious candy   Mon Sep 09, 2013 5:00 am

raspberry is pretty alright. i can't really think of too many candies that use the flavor but when i do, it's good. green apple is pretty terrific too as is grape, cherry and lemon. strawberry is probably the worst flavor i can think of after banana
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PostSubject: Re: delicious candy   Thu Apr 21, 2016 7:35 pm

i rescind my comment in the op of this thread

i have been on a big kick of air heads bites
and recently they replaced the lemon flavour with "white mystery"
but it's clear that the flavour that was holding the candy down was ORANGE

seriously orange air heads bites were the worst by a wide margin
then white mystery happened and they are making me appreciate orange
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