LEGENDARY GUITARIST DAVE GOES MISSING

On 01 May, 2013, it was reported that rock legend Dave has not been seen for over a year. "We assumed that he was going to turn up eventually," said Dave's manager, Jake Cole Adjutant, "I mean, things like this always turn up in the last place you expect."
Rather than post the original Dave video again claiming it new content, Adjutant decided to not post one at the scheduled time to raise awareness for Dave. "What? That's not true," said Adjutant, "I just forgot."
The world powers have set aside their differences, and have banded together to search for the Earth's greatest treasure, the Eye of Ra, which Dave happened to be carrying at the time.
The U.N. suggests that if you spot Dave, don't approach him, and certainly don't call the police. That's probably just Jakey.

did you look under the rug

that's like the first place we looked
we were very thorough