The Mumfordandsons

EPYSODE ONE:
"man living in the future is great since we got robots to do all the work" "you said it jakey" "beep boop speaking of robots it is time for the robots to take over the earth boop beep" "oh no how did we not expect this" "it's like we've never seen a movie before" FGT-002 shoots at Jakey with its laser eyes, but Jakey deflects it back with a shiny plate. "why did we even give them laser eyes" "for military use" "why did we replace our defense force with robots" "it seemed like a good idea at the time" Jakey and Eif duck into the emergency escape chute, and land in The Motherfucker. "at least the motherfucker isn't a robot" "shame that that bus that is headed straight for us is" Jakey shifts The Motherfucker into a jet and flies up quickly to avoid the bus. "how will we defeat these robots" "uh i have no clue" "that's good" "OH WAIT" Eif activates the EMP app on his phone, causing all electronics to short out. "uh eif" "no need to congratulate me" "eif-" "okay maybe there is" "eif-" "i am kind of a big deal after all" "EIF WE ARE QUICKLY PLUMMETING TOWARD EARTH" "oh" Eif sweats. "oh i have an idea; let's use the parachutes" "great idea, but there's one flaw" "what's that" "THEY RUN ON ELECTRICITY" "fuck" The Motherfucker hits the surface of the Earth, killing Eif and Jakey instantly.
THE END