"hello and welcome to 'take the money and run'; today we will be playing 'sell or the opposite of that'; i'm bran the man and our contestant today is jakey" "wooh" "hello jakey how do you feel" "feelin' good" "PICK YOUR SUITCASE" "it's okay i brought my own" "..." "..." "i'll allow it" "GOOD" "pick some suitcases to get rid of" "uh all of them" "you have zero dollars now" "NOT SO FAST" Jakey opens his suitcase to reveal 100,000,000,000,000,000 Alabama Fun Bux. "uh okay i guess he wins" "fuck yeah i do" "unless" "unless?!" "unless you want to trade it all away for what's inside THE BOX" Bran the Man holds The Box in front of Jakey, pulling it in and out, and Jakey's eyes follow the box wherever it goes. Jakey knows that if he doesn't choose The Box, the contents will haunt him forever. "THE BOX THE BOX" Bran the Man silently opens the box, revealing nothing. "WHAT" Bran the Man hands a note that says "HA I TRICKED YOU INTO THINKING THERE IS NOTHING IN THE BOX". "THE PRINCE OF WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALES" A secret compartment opens in the box, revealing 100,000,000,000,000,000 Alabama Fun Bux. "and that's it for today's episode!!! tune in tomorrow for more!!!"