PRODUCT ONE:
"samantha it is your turn to present" "okay" Samantha gets up to present her project, her ample breasts flopping as she walks. Jeremy looks under the table horrified at his erection. "oops" Samantha bends down to pick up her pencil, her breasts flopping more and more. Jeremy's erection bursts out of his pants. "good job i brought my sewing kit" "thank you samantha that was a great presentation; jeremy you're up" "WHA-" "HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU" Professor Eif stands in front of the video feed. "hi i'm professor eif, here to show you a great new product: the DERECTION pill!!! no more will your erection embarass you in front of friends, family, or that hobo down the street who is constantly masturbating" Jeremy pops a Derection pill, causing his erection to go back down to a managable level. "thanks derection; you saved my adolescence" Jeremy gives the camera a thumbs-up as he walks up to present his project.