A stranger steps into town, his eyes surveying the landscape, and his hands ready to draw his six-shooters at a moment's notice. A man steps out from behind a building, his own hands ready to draw, and his eyes resting steadily on the stranger. "well hello there, stranger" The man steps closer to the stranger. "you best not start any trouble in our fair town" "says who" "the sheriff of this town; sheriff antony" Sheriff Antony stands firm right in front of the stranger. "and who might you be" "i don't have a name" "0/10" "fuck" "your name, stranger?" The stranger sighs. "jakey" "well jakey you're welcome to stay for as long as you'd like so long as you don't cause any trouble" "i figured" Sheriff Antony spins about on one heel and walks back to his office. Deputy Orange trails behind, holding a large stack of papers. Jakey turns and walks into the saloon. "howdy partner i'm eif the bartender what can i getcha" "mountain dew" The entire saloon goes silent, aside from the sounds of glasses hitting the floor and breaking. "a-are ya sure stranger?! only the hardcorest of the outlaws drink that!!!" "i know" Eif swallows hard and begins pouring Jakey a mug of Mountain Dew. "drink it up quick now before it melts through the glass" "this ain't my first rodeo" Jakey gulps down the mug of Mountain Dew without coming up for air, and slams the mug down on the bar. "oh my he is so gruff and handsome" "meh i've seen handsomer" "i do believe i'm gettin' the vapours" Amiee :3 gets the vapours. "i will prove to you that drinking mountain dew does not make you gruff and handsome" Kathy stomps over to the bar. "get me a mountain dew bro" "HA like a lady like you could handl-" Kathy grabs Eif by the shirt. "GO IT" Eif pours another mug of Mountain Dew, which Kathy gulps down without coming up for air. "see" "i don't know kathy you are pretty gruff and handsome" "shit fuck ass fuck"