EPYSODE TWO:
"AND WE'RE BACK WITH SPORTS" "I'M STEVE" "IN YOUR DREAMS BOB" "YOU ARE RIGHT I AM STEVE IN MY DREAMS BECAUSE I AM STEVE IN REAL LIFE ALSO" "TEN OUT OF TEN" "NOT EVEN TROLLING" "HERE IS KATHY WITH THE WEEKLY FORECAST" "it appears that the motherfuckers are facing the canada timber-shiverers in a climactic clash for the sportsball trophy-plaque" "I THOUGHT IT WAS A PENNANT" "shrug" "THANK YOU KATHY NOW HERE IN THE STUDIO WE HAVE A SECOND INTERVIEW WITH FAMED SPORTSBALL COACH, PROFESSOR EIF" "PROFESSOR EIF, WHILE RELATIVELY NEW TO THE SPORT, IS UNDEFEATED" "HOW DO YOU FEEL, PROFESSOR EIF" "could be better" "PROFESSOR EIF WHY DID YOU DECIDE TO GET INTO THE SPORT" "shrug" "AND HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE UNDEFEATED" "meh" "WISE WORDS AS ALWAYS" "hey i have a question; no one out back seemed to know; which of you is steve" "ME" "NO ME" "LOOK AT MY DRIVER'S LICENSE" "CONVINCING FORGERY BOB" "THANK YOU BOB" "I AM GLAD WE ARE IN AGREEMENT BOB"