"hey svart can we stay with you for a while" "YES" Svart quickly opens his door, eager to have his first guest in years. Jakey puts his children into the playpen with Svart the Second. "come i have made a large meal" "how did you know" "i always make extra food in case any guests come over" Svart sighs. "they never do" "um cool" Jakey sweats. Svart takes a large casserole out of the oven. "this is my special recipe that has won all of the county bakeoffs" "oh boy" Svart heaps casserole onto a plate and places it in front of Jakey. Jakey eagerly digs in to the casserole. "oh fuck this is good what is in this" "oh you know; chicken, noodles, alfredo sauce, and my secret ingredient" "what is the secret ingredient" "i can't tell you" "but i thought we were friends" Svart sweats; the choice between keeping his friend or keeping his secret wearing heavily on his mind. "the secret ingredient is" Svart looks around, and whispers into Jakey's ear. "tears" "well they are delicious; you should bottle them and sell them" "that is a great idea!!!" "you'll make millions!!!" "we'll make millions" Svart puts his hand on Jakey's hand. Jakey sweats. "um cool" Svart leans in close to Jakey. "together" Svart licks his lips. "WELP GOTTA GO" Jakey sprints out of Svart's house. "wait you forgot your children" "KEEP THEM" "no i refuse" "fuck" Jakey stops. "i mean, seriously, FUCK" Jakey carefully walks inside and grabs his children, before sprinting out again. "why does this always happen"