EPYSODE ONE:
"our war-torn nation of japan is in a state of turmoil and we have to defeat the evil kenzakishima-san" "i am going to defeat the evil kenzakishima-san" Eif-chan gives everyone a thumbs up. "BELIEVE IT" "well first you'll nee-" "ARE YOU BELIEVING IT JAKEY-KUN" "not really" Eif-chan reels back, horrified. "wh-why not" "i don't find your statement very believable is all" "why jakey-kun" A single tear streams down Eif-chan's cheek. "why" "so since eif-chan is incompetent we need to get a warrior from the future who is also a child" "sounds good" "TIME FOR THE RITUAL" Jakey-kun does some gestures and Sheriff Antony-kun gets warped in. "hey i was watching two and a half men" "what's that" "..." "..." "we can't be friends any more" "hey sheriff antony-kun i'm going to defeat the evil kenzakishima-san" Eif-chan gives Sheriff Antony-kun a thumbs up. "BELIEVE IT" "okay" "VICTOLY" Eif-chan marches around the room, hands held high above his head. "great now look what you've done" "well guys i'm off to defeat the evil kenzakishima-san" Eif-chan heads out the front door, hands in his pockets, whistling badly. "there is no way this could go wrong"