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 Teh Forum RPG [Reboot] St. Patrick's Day Special Part Two

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PostSubject: Teh Forum RPG [Reboot] St. Patrick's Day Special Part Two   Fri Mar 15, 2013 11:11 am

ST. PATRICK'S SPECIAL AND SHIT:
"guys tomorrow's st. patrick's day" "who" "isn't he that guy who jumps down chimneys and gives people presents" "no that's hanukkah guy" "oh then he's that rabbit that leaves rotten eggs everywhere" "no no you idiot he's that guy who wants us to join the us army" Eif shudders. "damn you st. patrick" A single tear streams down Eif's left cheek. "i will get you back... somehow" "well bye" Everyone leaves the room.
"hey guys where's eif" "who" "isn't he that guy who jumps down chimneys and gives people presents" "hey look a note" Michelle stares at the note intently. "yeah, that's definitely a note" "hey guys maybe we should read the note" "we could do that, or..." Jakey pulls out a rod. "WE COULD PLAY WITH THIS ROD" "OH FUCK I LOVE RODS" "I LOVE THEM MORE" "WANNA BET" "FIGHT ME" Jakey and Bran roll around on the floor, covered by a dust cloud. The rod flies out of Jakey's hand and embeds itself into the refrigerator. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" "WHYYYYYYYYY" "this is all your fault orange" "goddammit orange""guys i'm sorry but-" "ORANGE THIS IS THE LAST TIME YOU WILL DISHONOUR THIS FAMILY" Sheriff Antony hands Orange the ceremonial blade of the household. "but but" "ORANGE REDEEM YOURSELF" "I'M IN HIGH SCHOOL NOW YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO" "FUCK" Sheriff Antony hangs his head in shame. The door opens, revealing Eif holding a garbage bag. "oh hey eif what's up" "oh nothing much; you" "we're trying to get orange to commit sudoku" "cool" Eif scratches his head. "want to help me make leprechaun stew" "oh fuck i love leprechaun stew" Everyone heads over to the kitchen to peel the leprechauns for the stew. "oh man this little lepre-chan is so kawaii desu" "i know right" "can we keep him" "sure why not" "yaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy" Amiee :3 grabs a leash and ties Lepre-chan up in the backyard, where he plays with their pet HARLEQUIN FOETUS KNIGHT
Sheriff Antony twirls his revolvers. "heh" Bran launches the harlequin foetus knight into the air, and Sheriff Antony shoots it with his revolvers. Taylor leaps into the air and impales the harlequin foetus knight. Taylor leaps off, and Tony runs at the harlequin foetus knight, sword dragging across the floor, and releases it into a deadly spiral of energy. The harlequin foetus knight is launched into the air, and Michelle leaps at it and kicks it at a wall. Amiee :3 makes pastry for Jakey and Eif as they play Strip Parcheesi. "so like" "yeah?" "what now" "well according to protocol, one of us has to get his/her powers now" "but i already have them" "play along you you not-very-cool guy" "TAKE THAT BACK" "okay yeah that was mean" "OKAY" Jakey runs around aimlessly and gets struck by a bolt of electricity. Electricity shoots from Jakey's left hand and obliterates the harlequin foetus knight. "wow nice job jakey" "yeah you're pretty cool" "you mean it?!" "no" "fuck"
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