THE WORLD IS A BEAUTIFUL PLACE AND I AM NO LONGER AFRAID TO DIE

"In the next open-world installment of Saints Row, Deep Silver Volition continues the story of the Third Street Saints by elevating their status to the highest level – the leaders of the free world. In Saints Row IV, the head honcho of the Saints has been elected to the Presidency of the United States. But the Saints are just getting started. Now the larger-than-life insanity of the Saints series gets a new twist with a catastrophic alien invasion, and the aliens have transported the Saints to a bizarro-Steelport simulation. Wield gargantuan superpowers and fight to free humanity from alien granddaddy Zinyak's mental grasp. Escape the simulation that's trapped the Saints crew, or die trying.

Saints Row IV lets players delve into an arsenal of alien weaponry and technology that will turn each Saint into an ultimate entity of destruction. Utilize out-of-this-world superpowers to fight all the way to the top. With intensified action and enhanced customization, players can use their newfound superpowers and leap over buildings, outrun the fastest sports cars, or send enemies flying with telekinesis in the greatest, most insane installment of Saints Row yet.

Save the world, Saints Style."


Uh. I think we've passed awesome and went into retarded.

yay i can't wait for 9gag: the game

JOHNNY GAT TORSO

#JOHNNYGATTORSO

So, here's a thing.
When SR3's first gameplay demo was released, I was PUMPED. It looked like the best thing ever. The new engine, the new weapons, the new vehicles, everything was amazing.
Now that we have a similar demo for SR4, all I can say is... eh. The new guns look cool, and mech mayhem is cool, too, but the premise doesn't grab me. YOU ARE THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES WHO IS TRAPPED IN A VIRTUAL SIMULATION OF THE TOWN FROM SR3 AND NOW MUST DO SHIT
The only way that plot could get me hyped is if you played as Barack Obama. (note: I would buy any game in which you play as Obama)

Things this game needs to be any good:
Male voice 3 (Robin Atkin Downes)
Zimos
A conclusion to Pierce and Oleg's chess match